Q: are you a cartoon animal in real life?
A: of course. i would never tell lies on the internet
Q:A/S/L?
A: experiencing arrested development/no thank you/under the water
Q: how did you do (xyz)?
A: if you want to know just email me! (or feel free to just rip from my page source. i'm not a cop. that said... good luck navigating my hellish code)