this website contains bright colors, moving parts, silly sound effects, and a high probability of comic mischief and other such shenanigans. i am also still working on adding alt text to all of the graphics so it is not yet fully screen reader accessible. make sure to enable autoplay unless you would prefer a soundless experience!
I WILL NOT BE HELD LIABLE FOR ANY SILLINESS-RELATED INJURIES OR MISHAPS INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
- slipping and falling on a banana peel
- anvils or grand pianos falling from overhead
- spontaneous trapdoors opening up from underneath causing you to plummet into a pit of crocodiles, sharks, and/or pirahnas